Mom Deconstructs Pop Culture
I was scrolling through the blog, and I thought all the quotes were spot on. I was right about everything!
Mom deconstructs herself.
Her answer my question, “Well, what kind of movies do you like, then?” 

Her answer my question, “Well, what kind of movies do you like, then?” 

Because my mom suffers from a hatred of animated films, she only just watched Frozen this weekend. 
She enjoyed it once she gave herself over to the power of song and wonder….and stopped complaining about how that they never explained why Elsa had powers in the first place. 

Because my mom suffers from a hatred of animated films, she only just watched Frozen this weekend. 

She enjoyed it once she gave herself over to the power of song and wonder….and stopped complaining about how that they never explained why Elsa had powers in the first place. 

It’s a band of musicians who can sing, dance, play instruments, AND dress well. 

It’s a band of musicians who can sing, dance, play instruments, AND dress well. 

To be fair, this description did rule out several shows.
Lookin’ at you, Last Man Standing.   

To be fair, this description did rule out several shows.

Lookin’ at you, Last Man Standing.   

Mom On Social Media: 
"It’s for fit people to social media each other." - On Fitocracy

"Like…I read it? Is that where the name comes from?" - On Reddit

"It’s OK to not know what a meme is. I mean, I don’t even know what a meme is!" - On memes

"I’ve lived my whole life without knowing you’re supposed to post old pictures of yourself on Thursdays."  - On Throwback Thursday

Mom On Social Media:

"It’s for fit people to social media each other." - On Fitocracy

"Like…I read it? Is that where the name comes from?" - On Reddit

"It’s OK to not know what a meme is. I mean, I don’t even know what a meme is!" - On memes

"I’ve lived my whole life without knowing you’re supposed to post old pictures of yourself on Thursdays."  - On Throwback Thursday

The real version is in black and white and is very very serious. 

The real version is in black and white and is very very serious. 

The response my mom gave when I told her Inside Llewyn Davis was categorized as a “musical or comedy” by the Golden Globes. 

The response my mom gave when I told her Inside Llewyn Davis was categorized as a “musical or comedy” by the Golden Globes. 

My mom would also like there to be a “skip theme song” option on streaming sites, so that TV marathons aren’t unduly burdened by constant theme song repetition. 

My mom would also like there to be a “skip theme song” option on streaming sites, so that TV marathons aren’t unduly burdened by constant theme song repetition. 

My Mom Reacts to Emmy Nomination News
Me: Olivia and James got noms for the Emmys. Cyrus was robbed! And Connie Britton got nominated for Nashville and Elsbeth Tascioni for guest star on Good Wife.
Mom: Who is James? Poor Cyrus! Good for the others!!
Me: Mooooooom. James is Cyrus's husband!
Mom: Why did he get nominated above others??
Me: Probably because he could go up in the guest star category and the others had to compete in the supporting actor/actress category.
Mom: Sucks